-my mother
well, mother, i here is a non-comprehensive list:
1. i have been going to bed early and waking up late, in an effort to minimize the hours that i spend in consciousness. also, i minimize the hours that i could spend eating. my waistline is thanking me.
2. i have been going to around seven yoga classes a week. again, an effort to minimize consciousness and be thin. also, people are nice there.
3. i have been staying home at least one day a week, under the pretense of working on my thesis. truth is, i have been writing the same two chapters for the last two weeks.
4. when i go to work, i oscillate between stalking my boss outside his office or waiting for him to get me while seating on my desk. i take bathroom and coffee breaks.
5. i read ann carson's "essay on what i think about most" all the time. errors as metaphors are sweetly comforting.
6. i worked on my taxes. booyah is all i have to say.
7. lately i have been walking rufus a whole lot. it's really nice to be around a living entity that, when compared to mothers, boyfriends and friends, is not constantly probing my well being or giving me suggestions on how to live my life properly.
8. i have been trying to come up with names for my yet to be opened etsy shop. i like man research, but it has science undertones. also, i just realized gorillaz has a song with that title.
9. i have been replacing buttons in thrifted jackets and tailoring some awesome old shirts.
10. i have missed being taken cared of.
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